The system itself is a 50 point system, subjectively decided by none other than me. It is broken down into 5 categories (each one with a maximum of 10 points); blood/gore, dialogue (swearing, easy to understand), sexual content, special effects, weapons.
To understand what a movie needs to get a perfect ten in each category, here is an idea of which movies would get a 10 for each category:
Blood/gore: Not much better in my book than Hostel, Seven or Saving Private Ryan.
Dialogue: Casino, or Alpha Dog (two of the movies that drop the f-bomb the most). The Big Lebowski and Boondock Saints also deserve their fair regards in this category.
Sexual Content: Striptease. Just an awesome guy movie for some T&A (what will commonly be reffered to in my blog as tits and ass). Some non nearly porn movies would be Monster's Ball and Swordfish (these two movies particularly for Halle Berry's fine boobs), Shoot Em Up, Original Sin, Bound (gotta represent the lesbian love scenes......a definitely good idea for the ideal man movie)
Special Effects: Does it get any better than any of The Matrix Trilogy movies? Others recieving high scores: Independence Day, Terminator, Total Recall, Lord of The Rings
Weapons: The Matrix, Gladiator, Boondock Saints
Here is an idea of what movies would get a 1 in each category:
-Anything with Matthew McConaughey (I told a friend I would mention his name once in my post. There is his name, let it never be seen again). Let's face it guys, he just does not make very good movies for dudes.
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